Email - wonderfully useful

I don't have spam.

I do, however, have a cupboard full of herbal remedies for erectile disfunction that some nice chaps from the Interwebs sold me, a timeshare in Spain, a mate in Nigeria that owes me $67,000,000 (any day now!),
some Rolex watches I got at a fantastic price and some rather interesting cinematic productions from a Ms. Hilton.

I love how many useful things come to me by email :-D